16 May 2008

Why Starbucks is so popular...

Two words....coffee filters! Have you ever been ready to just eat the damn beans because you couldn't get the coffee filters apart? I think that if people didn't have to waste time mucking with trying to get the filters apart, Starbucks would not be nearly as popular. I mean, I can't function well on two cups of coffee...they should know that people are not at their best and brightest before their coffee...hell that is why we have coffee! They need to go back to the drawing board and come up with a way to get the filter ready when coffee is being made by a mindless zombie, cause anyone who drinks coffee as a fifth food group knows that is what we feel like first thing in the morning.

1 comment:

[msg] said...

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